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HRT - 2004-07-16 10:57:04
I used to workout in this tiny little work-out room attached to my old apartment complex. It was in the basement so therefore it was already slightly musty, but most of the time it was ok. Well one morning me and my buddy go down there and GOD GAWD there was one dude in there and it was rank, foul, unpleasant and generally obnoxious. I almost called 911 to report an assault against my sinuses. We were convinced that this dude must've been lifting the weight...

machine. The whole thing. All 10,000 pounds of it. No human should ever sweat and stink that much.

I'm sure you were much less fowl than that.


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JoeCartoon - 2004-07-16 11:06:16
Whoa!! Comments ala Meesh?? Is this new or have I been so a gotard that I didn't even notice...? Sorry about the odor... I'll quit working out next to you.
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ubergrrl - 2004-07-16 11:22:04
HRT- The dude in question was in fact, Juddhole. That was last week, right?

Michelle... I hear ya sister. If there's one thing I hate more than not getting laid, it's stinking.

I actually think your attempt to achieve judd-stankness was a covert attempt to get that jackhole guy to leave you alone... maybe don't shower til after the bbq, go and give him a big hug...

On second though, he sounds like a freak, he may really be into that kind of kinky shit.
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JuddHole - 2004-07-16 13:19:39
I am currently compiling the finest, bestest, awesomest ways EVER to be stinky and have everyone love you for it.
You've accomplished so much in your stankitude... *sniff* I'm so proud.
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Theresa - 2004-07-16 14:08:10
Wow- I'd have laughed if I saw that guy in the hospital get-up. Weird. And why is it the weird guys are the ones that call? Geez.
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Michelle - 2004-07-16 14:34:54
I was going to call him on my lunch break today but...i'm putting it off. I realize that makes it worse for him because he's probably getting his hopes up but i plan on calling tonight when i get home from work. I swear! I hate him for putting me in this position and i hate myself for saying yes in the first place. WTF was i thinking?
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HRT - 2004-07-16 14:39:52
Meesh, don't beat yourself up too much. You're a nice girl who's gonna find a nice guy before you know it. And from where I sit this world could use a few more women to have pity on the slow, ignorant and stupid. I know I've counted on more than my fair share of pity in my day.

Thing is you never know when you're dealing with a diamond in the rough or just a dumb ol rock til ya pick it up and flip it around a little.

ok that sounded WAY more sexual than I intended...
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Michelle - 2004-07-16 15:55:14
Thanks hun! I love the diamond metaphor. :) All of you guys rock my world.
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