For instance, it's probably not a good idea to call a co-worker of yours "totally bangable" when there's a Liuetenant Governor sitting two seats away.
It's probably not a good idea to flirt with married co-workers period.....unless they're hot.
It's probably not a good idea to laugh at women who are a little more voluptuous than you are... (i.e. fat as a cow) and snicker behind their backs like a 4th grader would.
It's probably not a good idea to remark how hot that guy is over there only to find out he's the husband of one of your clients....who is also two seats away.
It's probably not a good idea to refer to an older woman's boobs as "dirty pillows" no matter how funny that sounds.
"Dirty Sequined Saggy Pillows" is funnier but not much better.
And lastly, it's probably not a good idea to wear a blouse that could easily come loose and expose your "dirty pillows" to the whole restaurant. Even if they're small.
I'm off to Cleveland for Christmas so to everyone on here, have a wonderful Holiday! I'm sure I will return with more delightful stories. Many of which will involve booze and boobs.