I am...
Feel: Pretty damn good
Hope: I can leave work early today to get home to Cleveland at a decent hour
Wish: My hair was having a good day
Think: About getting a condo
Smell: like Love Spell from Vicki's Secrets
Crave: To choke my boss's wife
Want: to eat lunch now
Need: to get laid
Love: my little nephew
Like: my new cookbook
Lie about: Nothing really, i'm an honest abe
Complain about: my roommate and her lack of respect for my privacy
Hate: when my roommate conveniently forgets to take out the garbage. I'm getting too old for this crap.
Deserve: to get laid (sensing a pattern?)
Believe: this Easter is going to be a tough one to get through
Dream: of marrying a rich man (j/k)...well, sort of
Am afraid of: not figuring out what the hell to do with myself
Scream when: when i found out i have backstage tickets to Chris Isaak.
Cry when: I watch Extreme Makeover:Home Edition, shhh don't tell anyone.
Laugh when: Someone in front of me trips and falls.
Light up when: The Cubs win
Think the world: is really in a state of depression right now.
Despise: Stupid interns
Want to: be able to solve the word jumble in the paper
Am: Hungry
Will be: leaving soon
Get confused when: people talk like they have a dick in their mouth
Have no control of: how poor i am
Always: pick up after my roommate
Never: Forget my keys at home unlike some people i know
Usually: shower every day
Wear: jeans and a black top
Am not: a vegetarian
Do not: obey The Man
Will not: eat meat today cause it's friday
Would like to: have lots and lots of shoes in a big walk-in closet someday