1: grab the book nearest to you. turn to page 18, find line 4. write down here what it says: "else since you have nothing to fear by doing so, refuse; then I shall know for sure that no other god is less respected than I am."
2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The edge of my desk.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Maury Povich on my lunch break.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 2:30pm
5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 2:22pm
6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: The radio tuned to some gay ass super suck station cause nothing else is on.
7: when did you last step outside? what were you doing?: This morning to come to work.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: I was at peytonsplace stealing this survey
9: what are you wearing?: Jeans and a black top, black shoes, etc.
10: did you dream last night? Yes but i don't really remember what i dreamt. Although my friend Matt was in there somewhere..and a toothbrush.
11: when did you last laugh? why?: About 20 minutes ago when someone at work re-told a story about how one of our co workers told another co-worker that he had a cute package.
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: Some godawful art.
13: seen anything weird lately?: Some bum tried to get in our office so he could talk to one of our interns. He's a homeless guy or something.
14: what do you think of this quiz?: It's aight.
15: what is the last film you saw?: On TV: Great Expectations, in the theatre: The Passion
16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A nice house.
17: tell me something about you that most people don't know: Hmm, i'm pretty much an open book.
18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Hmmm...Oh that's easy...I would throw an atomic bomb on Iraq (after we get our troops out) and possibly drop more bombs on all of the Middle East. Can we just get rid of a whole area like that in one day? That would rock.
19: do you like to dance?: Sure, but only with people who have rhythm.
20: George Bush: Yeah? so What? Don't blame me i voted for Nader.
21: imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Isabelle.
22: imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Fabio....just kidding. I don't want kids so this whole questions is pointless.
23: would you ever consider living abroad?: Oh yeah, Switzerland.
24: will you pass on this survey?: Already did. 0 comments so far